(Comes racing in, arms full of pop culture, dropping things left and right)
Sorry! Sorry, I’m late, everyone! But, hey, it’s still Friday, so technically I’ve met my deadline!
Hi there, hope everyone is doing well.
Not too much to report this week, except, you know, a GIANT FRICKING ROCK EXPLODED over Russia,
the “Blade Runner” (Oscar Pistorius) probably killed his girlfriend and is apparently (refreshingly) sad about it,
the Walking Dead returned on Sunday and Rick has lost his EVER-LOVING MIND,
and finally, perhaps most importantly, journalist El Mayimbe used his saucy Latino swagger to squeak out this awesome piece of information about the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII….HARRISON FORD IS GOING TO APPEAR AS HAN “KESSEL RUN” SOLO!!!
So, yeah… you know… pretty dead week.
Hopefully next week will be a little more interesting.